Oversized unisex fit · measurements published in centimetres

Put the
Blanket Down.

Heavyweight coral fleece with a deep pile that has real weight in the hand. Cut oversized so it goes straight over what you already had on. With a face on it, because life is short.
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Heavy Is the Point

Deep-pile coral fleece, not brushed knit

Goes Over Your Pyjamas

Cut oversized on purpose

You Can Walk in It

Full length, hood and a front pocket

Order Once

Real centimetres, with a height range

Washes at Thirty

And the pile comes back soft

The Weight Test

Held up one-handed next to an ordinary hoodie. That is the whole argument, and it is not close.

One Garment. The Warmest Thing in the House.

The character is why people notice it. The fleece is why it never goes back in the wardrobe.

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30-Day Money-Back

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Sizing You Can Check

We measured our own samples and published the numbers.

Heavyweight Coral Fleece
Oversized Unisex Fit
Hood, Pocket, Full Length
Measurements in Centimetres
Original Characters
Put the Blanket Down
Heavyweight Coral Fleece
Oversized Unisex Fit
Hood, Pocket, Full Length
Measurements in Centimetres
Original Characters
Put the Blanket Down
Heavyweight Coral Fleece
Oversized Unisex Fit
Hood, Pocket, Full Length
Measurements in Centimetres
Original Characters
Put the Blanket Down
Heavyweight Coral Fleece
Oversized Unisex Fit
Hood, Pocket, Full Length
Measurements in Centimetres
Original Characters
Put the Blanket Down
Heavyweight Coral Fleece
Oversized Unisex Fit
Hood, Pocket, Full Length
Measurements in Centimetres
Original Characters
Put the Blanket Down
Heavyweight Coral Fleece
Oversized Unisex Fit
Hood, Pocket, Full Length
Measurements in Centimetres
Original Characters
Put the Blanket Down

Warm Was Solved. Then Everyone Stopped Trying.

Four decisions that separate this from the grey set and from the fancy-dress suit.

You Can Feel It Through the Screen

Deep-pile coral fleece, not the thin brushed knit that goes bobbly by February. Held up one-handed beside an ordinary hoodie the difference is obvious before anyone has said a word — which is exactly why it is the first thing we film.

Straight Over What You Had On

Oversized deliberately, so it goes over pyjamas or joggers rather than replacing them. It becomes the outer layer of an evening instead of a change of clothes, which is the difference between wearing it sometimes and wearing it most nights.

A Blanket Cannot Follow You to the Kitchen

Full length with a hood that holds its shape and a front pocket that actually takes a phone. All the warmth of the thing draped over you on the sofa, except you can stand up, answer the door and put the kettle on without losing it.

Take the Size You Already Are

We measured our own samples flat with a tape and published the centimetres alongside a height range — no vanity labels, no one-size claims. The room is already built into the cut, so sizing up is the mistake most people make.

The real reason

You Own Three Blankets and Still Wear a Coat Indoors.

There is one on the sofa, one on the bed and one that lives on the armchair. You still put a hoodie on over your jumper, and you still have the thermostat argument roughly twice a week.

None of that is because warm clothing is difficult to make. It is because the whole category decided thin was good enough and then competed on price.

Fits your actual day

Wear It, Leave the Heating Alone.

Nobody enjoys being the person who turns the heating down. It is a small, dull argument that repeats every winter in every house with more than one person in it.

This is not a lecture about energy bills. It is simply that when the warmest thing you own is a garment rather than a room, the argument mostly stops happening.

Out of the box

On in Ten Seconds. Off Reluctantly.

Step into it over whatever you are already wearing, pull the hood up if you want it, and that is the entire process. No layering, no deciding, nothing to fasten.

Machine wash it at thirty and the pile comes back soft rather than matted. It is the least demanding thing you own, which is rather the point of it.

A gift that means it

Two on a Sofa Is the Whole Idea.

One person in a Flumpzy is warm. Two people in matching Flumpzys, arguing about what to watch, is a photograph that gets sent to everybody they know.

The oversized unisex cut is what makes a pair work across two very different bodies — which is why the pair is the thing people come back for, and the thing they buy for somebody else.

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